First blog

Hello everyone and welcome to our first blog. This is
an utterly shameless excuse in narcissism from the
four of us. As we're a new band, we've nothing much to
report just yet, but keep checking back. This is where
you will be able to read about our tales of rock n'
roll hedonism and debauchery.

We've got new stuff to sell you. The t-shirts are
being printed up at the moment, and hopefully
(fingers, toes and other extremities crossed) we'll be
selling them on here through PayPal by the end of next
week. There's also going to be three (count 'em) CDs
to buy, and badges. Eureka Machines Cheque Book And
Pen Sets are available for the truly dedicated. We'll
always deliver them as quickly as we can, but please
bear in mind it's us that's doing it, and we're

(a) busy being pretend pop stars, and
(b) useless

so bear in mind it may take a week or two for you to
receive your goods, mainly because Davros and Chris
are on tour for two weeks and Wayne is getting
married. We'll be as quick as we can though.

There's a titload of gigs on the gigs page - go check
'em out and see what you can get to. All of our gigs
come with The Eureka Machines Seal Of Quality And
Goodness, which means that if you don't enjoy yourself
then you are allowed to spank the band member of your
choice up to three times with a clipboard.

Anyway, on to those tales of hedonism and debauchery
we promised you earlier. It was Chris's birthday on
Monday so we went for a curry at the best curry house
in the world : (link)
and ate way too much. If you ever go, tell them we
sent you. Chris burned his finger on a sparkler but
should just about make the gig this weekend. I wonder
if Motley Crue ever had these problems.

Wayne's getting married in a couple of weeks which is
definitely going to be fun. Congratulations to him and
Adele. The happy couple are off to New York for their
honeymoon, lucky buggers. His stag do culminated in a
four-hour jam at a mate's house with Wayne's dad
fronting the band. It obviously runs in the family.

Steve Morricone is thinking about getting a new car.

Davros only seems to come out for rehearsals and gigs.
We're beginning to wonder if he exists at all. When he
does appear, he just stares, snarls and steals our
cigarettes.

Anyway, we've wasted enough of your time on this now,
but keep checking back. We've got a load of gigs
coming up to tell stories of, including a trip to
Poland, which is bound to be hilarious. We'll also be
talking about the people that we meet, so look out for
yourself in here. We have a tendency to attract the
weird and wonderful.

Oh, and if you ever have any questions for us, please
get in touch on band[at]eurekamachines.com and we'll
endeavour to answer them on here or in the FAQ.

All the best and keep smiling
EM x